Sister Gwen McKay – Handjob (Dual Plover)

Okay we all know there’s a precedent. The Jerky Boys putting on accents and savagely harassing hapless clerks, Neil Hamburger and Mike Patton getting some crank action going and more obscurely Savage Vigilance for a rug free America where a few folks tormented evangelist radio stations in the US. Hell even lame FM radio are doing it (albeit poorly) these days. So it’s not a new idea, but it’s damn funny. Sister Gwen McKay is an insane a Scottish nun and Nigel is a confused Indian gentleman attempting to come to grips with some specific English words and together with a few other alter egos they’re tormenting late night AM radio announcers in Sydney. 2GB gets a hammering and they deserve it because it’s incredible how rude and patronising those fuckers are. It works because the creator, whoever the hell he is clearly did a bit of research and delights in walking the tightrope of believability. It’s not all genius but even when it doesn’t seem to be working, it’s setting up material for a later joke. Sister Gwen’s three items for 45 cents speech is so funny I in all honestly almost crashed my car whilst listening. And it doesn’t matter how many times you hear it, it doesn’t get any easier to cope with.